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go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

ultrafacts:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

ultrafacts:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

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cyberphuk:

toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

Er… lots of people are stopping them. They COULD put makeup on and make the conscious decision to be ostracized and/or beaten up. You can, on the other hand, take good care of your skin. Good skin looks great on everyone.

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When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.

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becomeimp:

paulsrockinpagoda:

adventuresoldier:

no matter the distance, your friendship is always important

fuck this is too adorable

I demand a sequel where she stays the summer with him and they attend anime cons together because she wouldn’t be out of place there

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bl1ndfoldk1nd:

lactoria:

henthark:

edgargore:

THEY HAVE NO IDEA

Actually I think Damara is genuinely nice to them. I think she’s happy to meet new people because they don’t know her past. She can start over and maybe have a chance to fit in with a group and have friends again.

I FUCKING LOVE DAMARA.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT HER

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imgonnagetpunched:

lovinare:

cheerless-cherub:

squishu:

brainbubblegum:

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

I really like Jupiter’s design.

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

OMFG

My god I want to be Io

SATURN

my favorite is pluto

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*We all know who should have been working at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. 

creepybabypasta:

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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

  #shadowfavs  
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legendxofxzach:

"I’m straight…"

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"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"

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